about me:

things to know about me that i care to share with the feeble public:

  • born and raised in arizona
  • dislikes long walks on the beach; would rather ride an atv really fast and make beach goers jump out of my way in shock and terror
  • is not currently working at "dream job"
  • favorite color: red
  • previous set of wheels: '81 olds cutlass supreme
  • sometimes, when i'm home alone, i like to dress up like a man
  • favorite all-time movie: the big lebowski

"jesus loves you. everyone else thinks you are an asshole"

bumber sticker on back of a jewish kid's car